The wheel runner. They run and sweat, telling everyone how hard they run and sweat, but they go nowhere.
The leech. They fall on someone's successful back and stay there until scraped off.
The jumper. They may have been anything before being a jumper, got tired of being on the wheel and decided to jump and try something new.
The adviser. They don't have shit else to do but advise everyone on how they should run their lives. Most times they are also the leech.
The over thinker. They are usually the jumper. However, they over think every scenario. They will likely see the bad in everything so they overachieve to protect themselves from any pain they see happening. They try to prepare for everything.
The doer. This is the person who does everything because noone can do it right. This person is usually the one on the wheel because they keep on doing but they are so annoying to everyone around them that they end up going nowhere.
The giver. This person wants to be loved, so they give and give, never realizing they get nothing in return. They are on the wheel also. But, if pissed they become a jumper as well. They could also be an over thinker
The dreamer. This person is odd. Lets move on.
The actor. This person could win an award for the most annoying person on the planet. Every time you talk to them they are in character. But for what? No one knows. They usually hang out with the dreamer. They have been made to take drug tests. No one knows what the results are, but we also know they leave early to go to meetings everyday.
The long winded explainer. I think the title speaks for itself. This is the person everyone runs from. (You usually hear them explaining something in the hallway. You know to run!)
The parent. This person gives advise whether you asked for it or not.
The eagle ear. They can't hear important instructions or information given at a meeting, but they can hear a private whispered conversation five cubicles away!
The one who puts stinky shit in the microwave, and everyone emailing or IM-ing each other asking "what the hell is that smell?"
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